I hope that you are at that stage
Where you make one night stands
Because young women, at my age
That’s all a person plans
I’m one of Mother Nature’s older sons
You call upon becuz
I’m not as good as I was once
But I’m just as good once as I ever was
As I ever was
I don’t get frequently inspired
Like I did way back when
But I still get my engine fired
Up every now and then
And now I know how hot passion runs
If anybody does
I’m not as good as I once was
But I’m just as good once as I ever was
As I ever was
I’m a seasoned soldier
Who has risen through the ranks
I know how to hold your Fort
And cover both your flanks
I have raided beaches
Laid my share of sieges
See what tenderness you get
With sweet surrender to a vet
(Who ain’t retired yet)
Before you go out on a prowl
To cop a thrill real quick
Consider callin’ this old owl
Who’s wise at every trick
Before conducting any hunts
Try givin’ me a buzz
I’m not as good as I was once
But I’m just as good once as I ever was
As I ever was