As this grave topic one approaches
The care and feeding of cockroaches
By this fact one is quickly struck
Seeing roaches run amuck
Call it destiny or luck
Roaches sure do love to fuck
There's no creature in existence
Multiplies with such persistence
Roaches can't leave fuck alone
Therefore, just to hold your own
In your household make it know
You want all them fuckers gone
No roaches!
There's no pest that quite encroaches
On your privacy like roaches
That's what gets me all irate
Roaches nerve's too fucking great
They get hungry: will they wait?
Hell no! They'll invade your plate
From me roaches get no quarter
They've survived fire, wind and water
Oldest critters on this planet
Act as if they always ran it
Take your goddamn bed for granted
Some say "cool", but I can't stand it
No roaches!
No more saying "Buenos Noches"
To a houseful of cockroaches
Knowing all up in your wall
They be fucking on the crawl
Having them a buggy ball
No, I'm warning one and all
If I see ya, Bam! I gotcha!
Adios la Cucaracha
Not ‘cause I find killing fun
But one of two things must be done
Off them, or get overrun
So I'm saying nada! None
No roaches !
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